Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Ricky Martin and Viagra also Michelle Branch and her Chickens

         Our tweeters this week are Ricky Martin who tweeted about viagra in eye drops and  a crocodile that understands French. Michelle Branch is hosing down her chickens and giving out sloppy kisses.
  Rob Thomas has been tweeting some of his favorite music which includes Sam Cooke and Carlos Santana and he also has his mind on viagra.

Ricky Martin
  • Viagra is now available in eye drops. It won't give u an erection,but it will make u look hard.  (LOL have a gr8 wk every1)

  • WTF only in nyc!LOL!Some1 lots a crocodile that speaks french/solo en NYC alguien pierde 1 cocodrilos JAJA http://plixi.com/p/47276551

  •  Very busy weekend for me in NYC!Have a great Friday night every1/un fin de semana bien ocupao pa'mi en NY!!!!!buen viernes familia! 
  • I'm melting. It's 109 here at my house. I just hosed down my chickens, haha. I guess no hike today! Ice cream? Yes please
  • OMG. I have the best Halloween surprise. A little black stray kitten was found in my yard. I've named her Coco :) http://yfrog.com/jp774pj
  • $3,490 raised for #twitchange YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!! *sloppy kisses all around*
  • On my way to see Phantom of The Opera with Yay! 

  • My only wish is to be as happy as people in viagra commercials.
  • just bought GUITAR HEAVEN by CARLOS. listening to it now. fucking rocking!!!


 Three Golden Twitter Tips
  1. Looking too grow your followers, I find the easy way to do this and much more rewarding than paying for automated follow list is to pick out an interest or people you enjoy and follow between twenty and fifty of their followers who have been active within a day and then see if they follow back in a couple of days.
     2.  Use non follow software to find the people who are not following you and unfollow them. I Find the best one to be this mob but there are others. 

Just Unfollow

  3. If you want to unfollow celebrities who are not following youbut you want to keep checking their tweets out.Just put them in a list and then unfollow them you will still be able to keep track of their tweets through the list.

Lindsay Lohan Update

  • All accept the paparazzi hitting one of the ministry guys. They need to be stopped. I think this is a job for The Terminator
  • What a great place The Dream Center is here in LA... had a nice time there today, it's so important to give back. I feel blessed


    • Top 20 Trends of the Day (Sep 27) - From Vintage Boudoir Photography to Romantic Tire Treads… http://goo.gl/fb/bo44x
    • Exclusive Luxury Retreats - The Lighthouse Bay Resort in Barbuda is a Secluded Slice of… http://goo.gl/fb/KC4ne


    • Fake California 'Earthquake Warning' Currently Scaring Idiots on Twitter [Hoaxes] http://bit.ly/bbJ0lF

    Saturday, September 18, 2010

    Celebrity Tweets Lohan Fails Drug Test

        Our tweeters on stage this week are Kanye West with his new song Good Friday  released.He likes Mark Twain and says you can say anything in text as long as LOL follows.Lindsay Lohan fails drug test but she is trying.Nicole Ritchie has a new fashion launch. Some nice pics of Katy Perry  on twitpic plus she did some clip for Xmas and Heidi Montag is massaging her breasts.

     Kanye West

    • You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end
    • None of these tweets are alcohol influenced ... well maybe a little hahahahaaa
    • What if Mark Twain had a Twitter? His quotes trump Warhol's. Mark, too good or too cynical for people to even understand

    • Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps
    • Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.
    • Happy birthday to the best mom ever!! @DinaMLohan I love you!! X
    • MACHETE is in theaters today!!!! Go check it out! I'm so grateful to be a part of such a wonderful cast  experience! It's such a blessing!

    • Come hang with me tonight at Bergdorf Goodman in NYC for Fashion's Night Out 8pm-10pm

    • If you cross the line  try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancĂ© will do his job  protect me. #standbyyourman #don'tfuckwiththeBrands
    • filming something speshul for Christmas today... Yep, more ahead of the game then the stores are for the christmas season!
    • 2night we had fondue in SWITZERLAND  it was 1 of the best meals I've ever had! I luv CHEEESE, Steve Urkel style! http://twitpic.com/2mkpgj

    • my team has informed me that my suit against Adam Devillo is for Sexual Battery not Sexual assault. Major difference is assault is verbal
    • Sheridan granted by Judge to sue creator DHW! YES! This means my sexual assault suit against Hills creator Adam Devilo will also go to court
    • Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.
    • Warning: to anyone who is thinking about getting their ears pinned, I learned after the fact it is the most painful surgery a person can get 


    • It is worth remembering that the time of greatest gain in terms of wisdom&inner strength is often that of g8test difficulty❙ RT @jmphillips
    • Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. ~ Vipin Sharma #quote


    • Like when I said Julia Roberts' horrible Kimono dress made us even with Japan after Pearl Harbor...I had forgotten all about Yoko Ono!
    • Just finished a delicious hamburger and it got me thinking about Gaga's VMA meat dress. It comes in 3 sizes: Small, Medium and Well-Done.
    • Sometimes I don't see the point in an education. What good is getting all A's? Give a girl C's and a D-cup and she'll conquer the world.
    • I read that Snooki is an organ donor, which should make future recipients very happy since Snooki's body has never rejected anything.

    If You have some funny or interesting tweets feel free to put them in the comments or Email them to me. I am wanting to start a tweets of the week top ten from my visitors.  

      Wednesday, September 8, 2010

      Celebrity Tweets Birthdays,Pregnancies,Premieres

          Celebrity tweets, Milla Jovovich has her Resident Evil Afterlife being released this week so she has been tweeting about her stunts and interviews for that movie. Carey Hart is wishing his sexy mamma a happy birthday.While his sexy mamma, Pink's  birthday wish is to save a puppy . Also she went to a wedding early this week and was wondering if it was ok to attend naked.
        Elizabeth Banks is listening to Dolly Parton , wild hotel sex and Kanye West thrown in, what a combination.
       Christina Applegate is pregnant and loves carrots.While other tweeting news comes from Stephanie Rice the Australian swimmer who called the South African Rugby team a bunch of faggots which did'nt go down well with her sponsors and Kelly Osbourne tweeting a picture of herself in bra and panties smoking a cigarette.

      • lol! i hve 2 say, sometimes running from 200 zombie xtras is pretty frightening! + i dream abt zombies now which sucks.
      • thanks so much every1! that was awesome, thanks 4 the questions and replies! u guys rock!
      • i hve 2 go do a photo shoot now! tweet u later! hi girl! luv u!
      • we did 3 mnths of training. martial arts n swordwork, wire training n gun practice! it was abt 4 to 6 hrs a day!
      • the fight w alice, claire n the "executioner" is unbelievably cool n the wesker, claire/chris redfield fight is jst amazing!
      • hey every1! show your excitement for the Resident Evil:Afterlife by RT'ing #RE4 once in a while b4 the movie opens this weekend!!
      • hey every1! i will be doing a live interview w @teamIGNUK in britain today at 430pm british time! send in your questions 2 them now!

      Resident Evil Afterlife Trailer

      • And its a special day today! Its my sexy mamma's b day today!!! Letting @pink sleep in.
      • I need 2 move 2 the country. I don't even have a jump to play on. heL.A. RT 
      • Awesome day had a blast playing on my freestyle jump with @MadMick26 @JTmoney62 so pumped to be able to ride again
      • Up early with my cup 'o coffee. Really wanna go burn off some energy, but this damn weather is pretty unmotivating
      Corey Hart and his Tattoo Shop Vegas 

      • for my birthday, i want everyone that can, to rescue a dog! wouldn't that be an amazing day
      •  it's a new moon on my birthday. thanks universe:) oh, and the weather calls for clouds, with sun pushing through. story of my life! hahaa
      • thank you all for the birthday wishes:) we should all be congratulating my mama:) she did all the work. thanks mommy:) i love you. xoxo
      • I am an idiot. I flew to a wedding without my clothes. Is it rude to wear nothing? How about jeans and a wifebeater? Cocktail napkins?
      • Hotdamn! RT@hartluck: Long day of travel today. Going to a country wedding! Ready to drink me some moonshine, and hopefully shoot some guns!
      Pink Interview

      • On another note, I like carrots
      • Reading augusten bur roughs "a wolf at the table" I have loved all his books, but this one is so compelling and beautifully heartbreaking.
      • Ok, my new Boppy preggo pillow has made life even more sublime! Holy crap!
      • There r advantages and disadvantages to waking at 6am.Advantage, I can hear a woodpecker in the tree,disadvantage....it's 6am
      • obviously it is of great importance to eat healthy foods while pregnant. But it is all ok to have a treat on occasion

      • I'll go ahead and say it: listening to other people's loud hotel sex is pretty great. You go, room 492!
      • Listening to great interview on NPR with one of the all time great broads, Dolly Parton.
      • Listening to @kanyewest 's Monster. Get it online cuz no way they can play half of it on the radio!
      • Happy Labor Day. Just went for a hike. That's all I got in answer to "what's happening" - that's all this is, right?
      • I just passed a major milestone of womanhood: Now more worried about wrinkles than zits.
      • Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. Buddha
      • Everyone you encounter has a gift and a lesson for you.

      • Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power. ~~~ John Steinbeck http://dlvr.it/jrgm
      • Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. ~~~ Ronnie D. Laing http://dlvr.it/QMbm